Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
well surely i will be miss. well we can always chat here lol! oh nice works! i added you as my friend lol! i am searching for friends right now so we can share our arts together!^^
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ME:GIANT BUGS R VERY VERY SCARY!!! HANAH:I KNOW 1 ALMOST ATE MY FACE OFF ONCE!! ANNA:LOOK THERE'S 1 ON UR BACK ERIN!!! ME/HANAH:EEEEEEK!!! ANNA:HA! I GOT U! U GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN UR FACES! & that is why me & my friend hanah r afraid of GIANT bugs!!
oooh Agrippina-- yes, I have definitely heard of her.. that is a great suggestion. I'll definitely think about her. Such a great idea!
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"Character ALWAYS comes first, before the physical representation. We are not what we look like. We are not even what we sound like. We are how we move; in other words our personalities. And that personality is unique to each of us." - Chuck Jones
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
pass it on...kthns
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ME:GIANT BUGS R VERY VERY SCARY!!!
HANAH:I KNOW 1 ALMOST ATE MY FACE OFF ONCE!!
ANNA:LOOK THERE'S 1 ON UR BACK ERIN!!!
ME/HANAH:EEEEEEK!!!
ANNA:HA! I GOT U! U GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN UR FACES!
& that is why me & my friend hanah r afraid of GIANT bugs!!
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"Character ALWAYS comes first, before the physical representation. We are not what we look like. We are not even what we sound like. We are how we move; in other words our personalities. And that personality is unique to each of us." - Chuck Jones
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